Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Wonder of Having Sons


This isn't a blog of mine. It was sent to me from my friend, Janice, and it cracked Sam and I. The boys in the photos are really naughty! (except for the baby eating the huge watermelon. That's just super cute =D

I wonder if we'll ever go through these when Sean grow older??? Yikes!!!

For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad....
be very, very glad...

And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like ....

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a
hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with WhiteKing makes smoke, and lots of it.


9.) A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man

says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old boy.

11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence.


12.) Super Glue is forever.


13.) No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.


14.) Pool filters do not like Jelly.

15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.


16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.


17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response time.


21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.



22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.


23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.








2 comments:

jazzmint said...

haha...those are so cute...ya boy does the darnest thing. u know what my boy recently like to do, put his hands into toilet bowl and play with the water...yikes!!

Mamalina said...

He he he.... I think Sean would do that too if I allow him to go near the toilet bowl. He loves splashing water in the bucket. So I always close the toilet bowl when I mandi him =D